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You should submit your apology to BP. You can submit videos, photos, quotes, whatever you want, as long as you apologize for the thing you did to BP. Did you eat all BP's cheetos? Did you forget to fill up their tank the last time you borrowed their car? Let it all out. Make amends. Say you are sorry.





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Rep. Joe Burton is right. BP deserves better than the horrible treatment they've gotten from America. The GOP is ashamed of America, and you should be to. All BP did was try to bring us delicious crude oil with which we could drive our SUVs. They made tremendous sacrifices.  And what did they get out of the deal? Just a little profit, which they could now LOSE thanks to mean America holding them accountable. This year they could make over 25% less billions in profits, thanks to America's socialist agenda.

The best America is one that privatizes profits and socializes losses. So Apologize to BP. 

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Disingenuous Saturday

OMG, mean people. Stop sending us hate mail for BP. I will not let you hurt BP’s feelings. I’m sorry, BP, that I am posting these, but people need to know how not to apologize! Below the fold, “read more” to see all the ways you shouldn’t apologize to BP, unless you are all dead inside and mean and stuff. 

I don’t care about you by Heartless

Hey, sorry I don’t care about you more. I mean you are a big corporation with deep pockets and this spill is your fault. Somehow I am just having a hard time pulling out any true sympathy for you. You have to pay for the clean up, you have to keep working on how to stop the spill from continuing to happen, you have to pay damages to people whose lives who are ruined… so I guess you have some sort of “cross to bear”, but your plight still doesn’t well up any sympathy for you. Sorry!

Hey BP Monkeys by Raven

I’m sorry that the highest compliment I can pay you is “YOU SUCK”.  Wait, I’m not sorry. Never mind.

It’s totally my fault that you are a corporation of sociopaths - sorry. by Jolene

If I had not stopped majoring in psychology in colloge, I’m sure I would have developed a cure for sociopathy. Then corporations like you, Goldman,Sachs and so many of the banking and insurance businesses would not be run and staffed by sociopaths. It must be hard on any smidgeon of conscience you sociopaths may have to lack any ability to feel the pain of sea turtles burning alive in your squandered oils, the pain of human beings who are losing the ability to earn HONEST livings for their families, the misery all of the people and land animals being harmed by those millions of gallons of oil and our planet Mother Earth herself that may have been dealth a deathblow  by this ill-planned for and worse handled disaster you have caused.

It’s my fault for not finding that cure for sociopathy that you don’t care enough to find a way to borrow supertankers from the Saudi’s for sucking up that oil super quick. So, we can all see that it’s my fault that you are putting so much energy into dragging your feet in the clean-up and making excuses for all of your anti-social behaviors. It’s my fault that you are all probably hell-bound in handbaskets!

So, so sorry! by Brian

I’m an idiot BP- for some reason I believed corporate responsibility was the same as personal responsibility. You know how the saying goes, “You break it you buy it”? Well I thought if a company broke something they should repair it or pay for the repair. Stupid, stupid me! Profit first!

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