Delicious Shame
BP, you know that time you got all upset because someone ate your lunch out of the fridge even though it was clearly marked “BP’s lunch Don’t EAT!” And you know how you asked me if I saw who ate it, since I was sitting in the lunch room. And you know how I said I didn’t know who ate it. Yeah, well…it was me. I ate your lunch. And I apologize.
Submitted by DaveyK
