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You should submit your apology to BP. You can submit videos, photos, quotes, whatever you want, as long as you apologize for the thing you did to BP. Did you eat all BP's cheetos? Did you forget to fill up their tank the last time you borrowed their car? Let it all out. Make amends. Say you are sorry.





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Rep. Joe Burton is right. BP deserves better than the horrible treatment they've gotten from America. The GOP is ashamed of America, and you should be to. All BP did was try to bring us delicious crude oil with which we could drive our SUVs. They made tremendous sacrifices.  And what did they get out of the deal? Just a little profit, which they could now LOSE thanks to mean America holding them accountable. This year they could make over 25% less billions in profits, thanks to America's socialist agenda.

The best America is one that privatizes profits and socializes losses. So Apologize to BP. 

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1 year ago

The Cup is Half Full

My fishing charter business is really doing well because all those well financed folks who used to fish in the northern Gulf are now here fishing with me.  My days are a little bit longer and a little bit tougher now because a couple of thousand extra customers a day is quite a load.  But really, what you did to lower gulf property values and poison the air and the water while establishing a willing and starving work force is good for me because deck hands usually expect to be paid but if they’ve worked for you in the past, they’ll already be used to recieving excuses instead of checks.

It’s too bad that the general public only sees the dark side of an oil slick.  So Sorry.

Captain Wayne

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