Prehistoric Apology
Hey, BP, my parakeet wanted me to tell you he’s really sorry his great great great etc. great grandparents, who were dinosaurs, were thoughtless enough to die and turn into oil. If they’d been more responsible none of this would have happened. I have scolded my parakeet for his ancestors’ behavior and sent him to his room without supper, and he’s going to save up $20 billion from his allowance and give it to you.
Submitted by Rich
