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You should submit your apology to BP. You can submit videos, photos, quotes, whatever you want, as long as you apologize for the thing you did to BP. Did you eat all BP's cheetos? Did you forget to fill up their tank the last time you borrowed their car? Let it all out. Make amends. Say you are sorry.





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Rep. Joe Burton is right. BP deserves better than the horrible treatment they've gotten from America. The GOP is ashamed of America, and you should be to. All BP did was try to bring us delicious crude oil with which we could drive our SUVs. They made tremendous sacrifices.  And what did they get out of the deal? Just a little profit, which they could now LOSE thanks to mean America holding them accountable. This year they could make over 25% less billions in profits, thanks to America's socialist agenda.

The best America is one that privatizes profits and socializes losses. So Apologize to BP. 

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1 year ago

Apology Readiness Plan

Dear BP,

I would like to apologize for not sharing my hurricane readiness plan with you. You see, everyone who runs a business or who lives on the Gulf Coast, has a hurricane readiness plan. Businesses have specific plans for protecting office equipment, automobiles, windows, etc. Residents have their personal plans, with evacuation lists that assure things like treasured photos and grandmother’s silver tea service are carefully packed and loaded in the family vehicles when the evacuation order is announced. We have a plan for our animals (dogs, cats, fish, WALRUSES, etc.) in order to prevent death or injury to our beloved pets. Apparently multi-billion dollar oil companies who drill in deep waters off our once-pristine beaches have no such plans. Forgive me for assuming a multi-billion dollar corporation would have a plan for hurricane preparedness when they drill in the waters that are repeatedly assaulted by deadly tropical storms. My bad!!!

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