You should submit your apology to BP. You can submit videos, photos, quotes, whatever you want, as long as you apologize for the thing you did to BP. Did you eat all BP's cheetos? Did you forget to fill up their tank the last time you borrowed their car? Let it all out. Make amends. Say you are sorry.
Rep. Joe Burton is right. BP deserves better than the horrible treatment they've gotten from America. The GOP is ashamed of America, and you should be to. All BP did was try to bring us delicious crude oil with which we could drive our SUVs. They made tremendous sacrifices. And what did they get out of the deal? Just a little profit, which they could now LOSE thanks to mean America holding them accountable. This year they could make over 25% less billions in profits, thanks to America's socialist agenda.
The best America is one that privatizes profits and socializes losses. So Apologize to BP.
Background and logo courtesy of @ImSorryBP. Other things you should read so you can think about what you didJoe Barton Would Like to Apologize
Dear BP,
I’m sorry that fish can now build all kinds of aquatic vehicles that run on your oil and you won’t make a cent on it. But it’s not all bad, you get to experience the warm fuzzies every time you see a porpoise on a jet-ski.
Submitted by Annette
I’m sorry I flinched at pictures of oil-soaked baby turtles — that was French and gay and socialistical of me.
Submitted by Connelly
Dear BP, I am so sorry I forgot I promised to take you to the airport. I heard my phone ringing, but I was sleeping, and I just NOW found your message. I know you were just getting your life back, and this vacation was SOOO what you needed.
I guess you missed your plane, and I know you’re mad, but when you DO get to the beach, I know you will just so totally relax and forget about all your problems.
I hope you remembered to pack your sunscreen. Because you need a break. So just relax, K?
Submitted by Slept In
Dear BP,
I’m sorry I ever thought that the glimmering sun off of the sparkling blue ocean water was a good way to work on my summer tan. I now know that oil is a much more effective way to get dark.
Thank you for showing me the error of my ways.
Sincerely,
Beach Bunny
I’m sorry everyone is labeling you as the dirty kid, BP. It’s not your fault. Your parents should have taught you better hygiene.
Submitted by Megan
BP, it’s Mother Nature. I’m so very sorry I did not adequately design my marine bird, fish, and mammal species to evolve to the point that they could adapt to oily environments. I’ll try harder next time. Nobody’s perfect.
Submitted by Mayumi
BP, Baby? I’m sorry I left roll empty this morning… I know, I know you got a big mess to clean up but I was in a rush…. Honey, calm down, I know I leave the seat up someti….. Ok, ok I’ll go to the store on my way home and……. yes not the store brand. But hon… hon… Ok. Ok. I love you. Yes. Ok. Bye. *click* ….
Submitted by Joe
BP, Sorry we made your guy sit through speeches by those gasbags in Congress. We hate them, too, if it makes you feel any better.
Submitted by Mike
BP, you know that time you got all upset because someone ate your lunch out of the fridge even though it was clearly marked “BP’s lunch Don’t EAT!” And you know how you asked me if I saw who ate it, since I was sitting in the lunch room. And you know how I said I didn’t know who ate it. Yeah, well…it was me. I ate your lunch. And I apologize.
Submitted by DaveyK
Remember how I promised I would check on your house, water your garden and feed your cats while you were away overseas for a month? Well, sorry. I kinda forgot all about it. Sorry!
Submitted by Mark
